hello world!
read my blog, link me, follow me or whatever!! NO!- i am not desperate! okay. fine. I am.
You know.. i discovered, the weird thing about blogging is that blogging is like talking to myself. Its weird. I type and type, but there's no response.
lmfao! There isn't even an echo...
HELLO!hello!...ello...ello...
elloNo.. I ain't singing 'Umberella' I wonder if anyone reads my blog.
Oh! Thats another thing.
I find that every blog i have read, the blogger always asks this question..
"does anyone read my blog?"LOL.
today mummy bought me shades..
RAY BAN! I love them so
*toot-ing* much!
I know what you are thinking...
"rich girl lar. SO much money to spend on Ray Ban' The price had to be *take a deep breath*
... SO
whatthefreakingcrapsoexpensivemahalgilernakmampus much!
Well... its like 12ringgitmalaysia.
and..
YES! they are fake. OBVIOUSLY!
I didn't take a pic of them but...

pic from internet
mine is similar...
but not so magnificent lar..
what do you expect from some copy-write Malaysian made sunnies.
But I still adore them, and love mummy too!
I'm going back to KK on Friday.
*for those who didn't know - KK = Kota Kinabalu.
(my hometown, yes, it means I was born there. YES, Sabah is in Malaysia)
Lmfao.
I remember in primary school,
when I told my classmates I was born in Sabah,
they would ask me the darnest,daft-ess thing..
"So you are not Malaysian lar? You are Sabah ppl right ?"me : *sigh* I am Malaysian.
"but you just now said you born in Sabah ma... so you not Malaysian lor!"yes... we were young and stupid and unlearned.
geography sucks, but its important.another popular question...
"you chinese or you Christian?"me : "Chinese and Christian"
"how can ? you must be Chinese or Christian"apparently to them, I was Christian 'cause I couldn't speak chinese.
Those were the days...
Good times Good times. Anyway.. I was saying...
My relative is getting married and I'm gonna be...
*brace urselves*
....
The FLOWERGIRL!
or as my mum likes to call it.. Flowerlady.
I know, right? damn.
Don't ask why.
I can just imagine...
This large girl, Overgrown Child..
Walking down the isle..
Throwing flower petals across the floor...
*pretty as ever* Suddenly the girl relises, "aren't I too old for this?"
Then she realizes something else... That girl is ME!
Whatthedonkey'sears!
yes, yes.
laugh your heart out.

I'll look like that!
Just prettier...
cuter...
slightly larger...
ROFL
I never got to be a flowergirl when I was actually small.. YES! I was small ONCE!
so I guess I'm gonna get to fulfill my childhood dreams ? ?
haha..
MOVING ON! ... *you can stop laughing now*
Tomorrow is
ISKANDAR JOHOR OPENI wanna I wanna I wanna GO!
but...
Cannot. Curses. Darn SPM!
anyways..
I don't really know who's playing...
so...
ALL THE BEST TO ALL WHO ARE PLAYING!
If there is an IJO next year I'm so there.
I have to! At least ONCE!
Recently I've been craving for all the sinful food.
Monday- Mcdonald Ice Cream

yesterday- Pizza Hut

Today - KFC

The Whole Freakin' week- Cadbury chocs..

damn. As If I ain't FAT enough.
haha. Darn. Dunno how to fit into that tiny wincy flowergirl dress!
Okay lar. I wanna turn in early tonight.. I mean earlier than yesterday..
so... NIGHTS!
*gonna cam-whore puas puas before bed with my awesome new pirated sunnies!*
- can't believe I blogged again. Its getting addictive. scary shit. -
The Fat Flowergirl signing out.
*sees food and dives into it*
AWESOME!